Kalidor


aka: the pork

an obese man of minimal intellect, who gorges himself at the expense of others, he is a human void of rotund immensity.

he primarily spends his time having cyber s-x with under aged boys that pretend to be under aged girls.

he manages a sub par transformer fan message board, wherein his daily duties consist of duping internet f-cktards into donating vast amounts of time & money.

the community members are encouraged to donate funds under the guise of prosperity and believe that their investments will bring about potential board & community growth, but in all actuality he’s probably ciphoning the revenue to supplement his ever “diminishing” income.

just another complete loser that’s better at the “internet” than real life.
“kalidor has b-tch t-ts!”

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