kalisity is the most amazing girl you will ever meet shes not very tall and is
random but they’ll put a smile on your face …and cheer you up they are the
greatest bestest friends you could ask for. they are very stubborn and its
really annoying but worth it. she tries to act tuff but there girly girls. and
they always have a smile on there face. if you ever meet a kalisity make sure
you keep her your life shes a amazing person.
person 1: hey whos that short girl with a smile on her face?
person 2:her? she must be a kalisity
occurs when nonsensical strings of letters appear in text messages. mostly due to predictive text, quick typing, driving, and/or pocket texting. texted to joanie: what u doin no frida nighu joanie says to sahyla, “look at this message-lara has dystextlia.”
- daddys dump fest
you just get home with your partner from a boozy night on the town and you decide to have a nice steamy shower together to make the night really interesting, just as you get undressed together, and open the bathroom door you see your dad taking a sh-t! that along with the powerfull waft of […]
- dancer scene
not just “scene”, dance scene! involves wearing a large amount of “onesies”, being better than everyone else, and being engrossed in your reflection in the mirror. obz! karen- “ohmygawd, look at that dancer, she is so scene its ridic!” chasity- “god karen. shes not “scene”! she’s….dancer scene!” karen- -gasp- chasity-…and therefore obz better than everyone […]
- beta alpha motherf*cker
n. the most exclusive fraternity of brothers in the world. one must be a total and complete bad -ss to be a part of it. the founding fathers are from the university of south carolina, and their clothing of choice is a yellow polo and pink-striped pants. the pledges of the beta alpha motherf-ckers had […]
darn it; d-mn it. i missed the bus. dangitins!