kalon
normally a really sweet guy. hes got a lot of goofy friends and enjoys being with them. hes really cool, and hot too. kalon is the best boyfriend ever.
girl: “man, you see that guy over there? he must be a kalon”
(n.) beauty that is more than skin deep.
“for some reason, he doesn’t seem to notice how beautiful she is. he likes her for her.”
“he’s found a kalon.”
normally a cool guy that knows a lot of people. and normally has friends that are n-b heads. hes so cool he makes ice cubes jelous. ‘kalon’ the one and only. the best name in europe.
kalon
kalon is when a girl enjoys to have s-x with dolls. it doesn’t matter if they have no ‘parts’, she bangs it like there’s no tomorrow. often she is seen at toys’ r’ us, sears and such toy places. her favourite location for these humpings is at movie theatres. the thrill of people watching and the popcorn filled air make her hot. she may have a psychotic personality.
female in movie theatre: “is that girl grinding that elmo doll?”
male: ” yea! its a kalon! she looks so hot!”
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