kalteen bar


in the movie mean girls, kalteen bars were a swedish protein bar that makes you gain weight like crazy.
shane oman: why are you eating a kalteen bar?
regina: i’m starving.
shane oman: man, i hate those things. coach carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight cl-ss.
regina: what?
shane oman: they make you gain weight like crazy.
regina: motherf –
she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream
regina: aaaaaaaah!

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