kaluchi


kaluchi (kä-loo ‘che)

n. pl. kaluchiis (kä-loo ‘ches)

kaluchiis are the spherical growth formations of seaweed and kelp, usually located at the base of the stem. they can be found washed up ash-r- in most beaches. sphere sizes can vary from 2-5 inches.

kaluchiis have various nicknames, such as: sea grapes, shark popcorn, poseidon’s meatball, and kelpb-lls.

name originally coined by aquaman in hawaii.
dude 1: hey what are these ball-like thingies allover the beach.

dude 2: there called kaluchiis. . . and there italian.

dude 1: oooooooh!

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