kamikaze ad
n.) an ad that pops up after you close another ad, webpage, window, etc.
a.) kamikaze added
the act of being kamikaze added.
background:
a common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. this can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. in common terms, it’s a big f-cking load of bullsh-t topped off with a dingleberry cherry. any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.
kamikaze ads are the ultimate product of a life spent training to be a douchebag.
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