kamikaze mommy
a harried, careless, indifferent city mother pushing a stroller down a crowded sidewalk — who is ready to run over people — using her stroller as a bulldozer. kamikaze mommies are usually on the wrong side of the sidewalk daring people to walk in front of them.
wow, that kamikaze mommy almost flattened me!
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