Kamitosis


a very contagious “cooty” germ. it is a deadly disease spreadable by contact through normal means such as coughing; as well as the internet and text messages. symptoms include coughing and sneezing as well as n-ssea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. (even pepto can’t solve this one). <3 " i have a 102 degree fever, i’m coughing and sniffling and sneezing 24/7, i feel like throwing up any moment now, and i have an exam on monday. isn’t life wonderful? =]” (kamitosis)

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