Kandalf the Gay
a skinny gay white wizard who rides around on a s-x slaves back, punishing people with his ‘black mamba’. often seen riding through the shire forcing the hobbits to submit to his black mambas wrath. can use magic to control your mind and turn you into one of his many gay s-x slaves who usually take male sperm on their chest (usually kendalfs)
common punishments include;
– sodomy, turkey slapping, dutch ovening and general rape.
kandalf the gay, beware of his black mamba and its magic.
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