Kandy Kane


a stripper who only appears during christmas and is dressed up as one of santa’s sl-tty helpers. her stripper pole are the colors of a candy cane
boy 1: oh its that time of the year again…tis the season to be jolly!

boy 2: let go to the strip club to see kandy kane dance…. she is the christmas special
when somebody takes too much xtc they get burned out, thus becoming a kandy kane.. aka e tard
little johnny is a huge kandy kane

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