Kane Recardo
kane recardo is one of the gayest human beings of life. he is just a waste of a body. he looks like a crack head mexican/ terrorist. n-body knows exactly what this beast is. he is lazier then a pathetic sloth so he sleeps all day. his breath smells like sm-gm-. whenever he tries to do s-xual activities with people, the only move he knows how to do is an alabama tuna melt. his so called p-n-s is very similar to that of a kid named rodney and also a shy inchworm and a hole.
p.s. he also licks b-tthole.
dude, alex is being such a kane recardo. yea what a lazy b-st-rd
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