def 1: to be extremely tired/hung over etc.
def 2: to go out out have a good time.
1: i’m bl–dy kankerd after all dat croquet practise.
2:i went out last night and got kankerd, they took me wallet and me shoes but it were great!
a very very addictive expression which causes people to imitate it then lets it get stuck in their head. chikyung! nuuu!!
- mad as a h*rnet
when someone is beyond angry. full of rage. hornets are really angry and relentless, hence the term, “mad as a hornet”. 1. jane was playing hide and seek and was trying to hide in the closet quickly, but smashed her finger in the closet door. jane was mad as a hornet. 2. if someone is […]
- mad as a cut snake
insane, disturbed, strange in the head “he slept with the stripper and invited her to the wedding the next day. when he got there he drank all the cider, staggered up the aisle, then paused to light a cigarette during his vows. that cat is as mad as a cut snake” to be p-ss-d off..or […]
placing your b-lls above the waist of trousers but beneath your tshirt, and then lifting up your tshirt to reveal your b-lls to random strangers whilst shouting “plong” hey chris! what? plong! dude put your b-lls away! an unsual noise created by a elephant trapped in a jam jar. “can you hear that plong!” a […]
- pocket tweet
a tweet sent by mistake, when the phone is left unlocked in someon’s pocket. example of a pocket tweet: @@#@@@