kansas city crumper
a s-xual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. the woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in -n-l s-x. upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.
i thought it was going to be some normal b-tt s-x, but she couldn’t control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper
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