Kansas City Seesaw
a s-xual position in which one invites another over to their home to have s-x. once they arrive, however, the first person throws hot soup in their face. then the victim’s entire extended family jumps out from the other room and screams. the victim is then chased down the block by the first person and is killed.
person 1: hey, wanna come over later for some s-x? i made some seafood bisque too, incase you’re hungry!
person 2: what? do you think i’m stupid? i can smell a kansas city seesaw a mile away!
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