kansas city shower
the girl m-st-rb-t-s, guy does the same standing over her – all the while planning to unload on her face.
we were messing around in my room, i asked her is if she’s ever been to kansas city. she then asked me what the h-ll kansas city has to do with uncorking on her grill – i’m not sure.
a girl lies on a bed, tied up and blind-folded. the dude tells her he is going to pour warm water on her naked body and instead he p-sses all over her.
that stupid b-tch, she fell for the ol’ kansas city shower and now she smells like p-ss
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