kansas driver
1. a term derived from a true story based on the first two owners of automobiles in the state of kansas (one in kansas city, the other on the far western prairie ) who drove across state only to crash head long into each other despite a relative plethora of roads and open sp-ces.
2. a person who will sit or stand right next to you or crowd you when there is practically no one else in the movie theater, on an empty four way street corner, or any other situation where there is plenty of room to maneuver but said person behaves as if in a crowded elevator or phone booth.
man, i hate going to the movies at the theater uptown – nothing but kansas drivers. and they’re everywhere on the street corners in that area, too !
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