Kansas Helicopter


the s-xual act where a male is lying flat either on a bed or floor and a female sits on the erect p-n-s in cowgirl position. the female then takes hold of a ceiling fan and proceeds to rotate while continuing to sit on said p-n-s.
clark had a circular rash on his geniatalia after performing a kansas helicopter with his partner heather.

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