kanyastinate
to procastinate to such a degree that one’s work and reputation is seriously threatened. derived from kanye west’s disastrous 2008 bonnaroo performance, where the rapper began his show at 4:30 am.
man, i kanyastinated so badly on buying my girlfriend a birthday present that i had to stop at target on the way to her house and buy her a “kiss me i’m irish” hat.
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