KAOS Mafia


kaos is an underground mafia secret to the public. kaos is connected to over 1000 cities around the world. they do mostly -ss-ssination contracts but also they run chop shops, do major burgulary, hacking, extorsion, espionage, smuggling (non-narcotic), etc. kaos was responsible for the mafia hit of jfk. usually if an -ss-ssination goes unsolved or an extremely valuable object is stolen with no leads, kaos is responsible. kaos is currently in a secret war with the russian mafia, the neo-n-z- groups around the world, and the colombian drug cartels like the north valley cartel.
missouri governors plane mysteriously crashes? probably a kaos mafia hit.

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