Kapcake
first go to a scottish village where you need to find kid called kacper. break into the young virgins house and take the ornamental kilt off of the wall and strangle him to death with it. after the virgin is dead invite your girl and your best friend round to his house. and proceed to have s-x with your girl on top of the dead kacper young body whilst your best friend watches and jacks off. your girl need to be sick onto her crotch area while naked and you do the same. continue to finger the girl pushing all the chunks inside of her p-ssy. you then continue to eat her p-ssy getting as much chunks out as you can all while your best friend awkwardly jacks off.
‘i wanted to treat my girl… so i took her for a kapcake’
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