Kapn Hook


to go hard in a joan fest and go a rant at the end.
person 1:
there is a new robot
he likes girls but he’s got no shot
he is as dirty as a used sock
when you go near him wear a smock
his swag is rusty, kinda like his c-ck
person 2: dang son you just pulled went kapn hook on em

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