Kapouffed


1. usually refering to the p-n-s after rigerious m-st-rb-t–n. the p-n-s would be limp, small, and completely empty of any s-m-n. the p-n-s, when kapouffed is said to ache.

2. a man would be said to be kapouffed after a session of hot s-x. he would be sweaty and tired.
1. man, my d-ck is sure is kapouffed!

2. guy: boy, i sure am kapouffed.
girl: yeaaah. gross.

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