KaptainMyke
a man who sprinkles pop culture across america by providing amazing t-shirts inspired by movies and television. kaptainmyke is a film fanatic at heart. believe it or not: someone born in 1995 often doesn’t know what the “flux capacitor” is. more importantly, who the “wyld stallyns” will be. three in fifty teens know what the “96er” is.
kaptainmyke demands justice! there should be a mandatory elective in every american high school ent-tled “pop culture”. he should teach it, too. of course this is impossible when one lacks a “teaching degree”. besides, the cl-ss would be too confused why there is three deloreans in 1955 hill valley.
what is the alternate 1985 path for kaptainmyke? why not apply this love of american film culture with the admiration he possesses for hollywood’s most creative talents?
kaptainmyke sells amazing t-shirts for amazing people.
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