Kara Dioguardi


newest judge on american idol. completely useless in my opinion and really needs to go. four judges don’t work anyway and she really adds nothing new. probably most famous for getting into an argument with the “bikini sl-t” and trying to outsing her which was not impressive. also seems to be constantly competing with paula abdul to be the dominant female on the show.
guy1 “hey did you see kara dioguardi on american idol last night?”

guy2 “no, who the h-ll is that?”

guy1 “the newest judge, i don’t know how the h-ll she landed that job”

american idol paula abdul randy jackson simon cowell

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