Karate Carving
when someone with lack of experience or a sharp knife attempts to carve a turkey. by using very quick and repeated strikes on the bird they manage to pull and cut small chunks of white and dark meat instead of the beautifully sliced traditional serving.
did you see tommy struggling with the turkey? ya i felt bad, i wanted to help him out. he was giving that turkey the karate carving beat down!
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