Karate Chomp


this can only take place when receiving oral s-x from a drunken asian women, she mistakes your p-n-s for a cold sesame noodle and chomps down on it causing severe pain and sometimes bleeding.
yo dude did you hear about the guy that got karate chomped?
the act of letting a young, asian school girl bite down on your d-ck while c-mming
guy 1: man… if it’s two things asians know how to do it’s how to make sushi and karate chomp

guy 2: right on brother, right on
#sushi #chopsticks #jackie chan #great asian war #great wall of china #hospital visit

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