Karate Chop


when you feel offended, you take your hand and chop it into any random part of the enemies body and yell “karate chop!” or just, “chop!”
when your friends stomach growls, it is a perfect oppurtunity to karate chop their stomach.

“if you karate chop me, then i’ll karate block you, if you karate block my karate chop, then i’ll karate chop your karate block”
a deadly morning fart in which the -n-s quickly opens to release gas and then quickly puckers closed with martial arts like speed and strength. the resulting fart sound perfectly resembles the sound a karate masters hand makes whilst chopping an enemy in the throat and/or abdomen.
— karate chop! —
female – “ouch, something fast and strong just hit me in my neck fat! – did you hit me?”
male – “nope… not me…”
— karate chop! —
female – “ouch, there it was a again!”
male – “if you value your life you’ll make me a sandwich… now.”
a girl who has no -ss, no b–bs, or neither. named after the “karate chop” motion, a straight-down chop that signifies the flatness of the body. not necessarily negative or positive in connotation, simply a description. can be used as a motion.
“she’s cute, but she’s a karate chop.”

ed: i saw this girl at the mall wearing a haltertop.
sam: how big where her b–bs?
ed: -karate chops-
sam: oh.
when you slice someone with your hang (having a flat palm)
i totally owe you a karate chop in the arm for not letting me hit those greens first.

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