Karate Mom
a karate mom is kind of like a soccer mom, only with a higher iq and well disciplined children. while her kids could kick soccer mom’s kids’ b-tts, they choose not to.
hey – your friend is such a great mom, she’s so smart and her kids are so well behaved!
yeah, she’s a karate mom!
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