shitprints
the paw marks that your beloved feline pet leaves after she has had a dump in the litter box and trod in her somewhat damp t-rd. when she exits the box to come and say h-llo and be told what a good girl she is there is a sh-tty trail of paw prints on your floor
hey mick, freddi just had a dump and left sh-tprints on the floor again. i suppose it’s my turn to clean up again…
the muddy foot prints left on toilet seats by whatever nasty b-st-rd still hasn’t learned how to navigate a modern bathroom.
gross, i went to use the bathroom right after some dude from india, and there were sh-t prints all over the toilet seat! i guess i’ll hold it.
the act of touching something after your fingers have touched your b-tt hole.
my hand smells like cr-p after i shook bill’s hand – i think he gave me a sh-tprint!
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