karate schnitzel


1. tenacious d song
2. (kyle g-ss ate it)
karate schnitzel
jb: g-d, i’m f-ckin hungry. let me check the fridge… dude, where’s my f-ckin
schnitzel? hey, wake up. wake up you -sshole, wake up.
kg: whahahat? wh?
jb: wake up.
kg: what?
jb: you ate my f-ckin schnitzel.
kg: what?
jb: you ate my f-ckin schnitzel.
kg: well it was in there. if you put it in there, then it’s fair game.
jb: yeah?
kg: for anybody that wants to eat it.
jb: well then maybe this is fair game. yah!
kg: ow g-d, hey!
jb: yeah, that’s right its a karate chop!
kg: what’re ya doin?
jb: well if you didn’t like that, how ’bout this? kiyay!
kg: ow!

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