kardash

72 days.
this marriage will self-destruct in a kardash.

weird al yankovic should get full credit: “72 days is now an official unit of time known as a kardash.”
having many or all of the characteristics of one of the famous kardashian sisters (how come we never hear about the unfamous kardashian sisters?) these include well-oversized posteriors, excessive use of eye makeup, black hair that surely came from a bottle, and a vocal quality that makes fran drescher sound like an accomplished broadway actress.
tony: hey, did you see the new receptionist? big ole’ b-tt, and rac–n eyes.
donie: and that voice! she sounds all kardash, like those sisters on tv…..what was their name again?
tony: you mean the kardashians? that’s the name you can’t remember. how kardash of you.
donie: yeah. speaking of kardash, what kind of printers’ ink does your mom use to keep her youthful appearance?
something that is great and superior to any other

originated by the fat-sses of sc
that’s sum straight kardash weed right there.

there’s sum kardashs here tonite.

a measurement of time totaling 72 days. became popular after kim kardashian’s highly-publicized marriage, which ended after 72 days. listed as one of the up-and-coming words of 2012.
i’ll see you in a kardash!!

my summer this year is only a kardash.

their wedding lasted a few months, barely more than a kardash.

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