Kardashiantics


the act of speed-dating with either d-list gangsta rappers or scrub running backs from the nfl.

romantic interests must be adorned by tall tee and buck studs. the more you score, the more facetime you’ll get on the flickering yid.
kardashiantics have been helping uppity bucks get off since 1995. just ask o.j.

you can’t keep up with kardashiantics. you can only hope to contain them (with a little help from the cdc).

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