karked


from the slang kark (shortened form of carc-ss – a dead body)

to have died
i drove to the heatherbell crossroads and stalled. i tried to start it, it had karked it – totally

in a film of my life i would have got out and thrashed it soundly with a tree branch ala basil fawlty

but i didnt…..

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