karl-iver
an uncommon norwegian name usually used by uns-xy, uncool, secretly gay people, typically with a p-n-s length that’s less than the average north korean. if your name is karl-iver, you should probably consider changing your name. the most famous karl-iver was the swedish snail breeder karl-iver gustavson, known for producing the best snails in whole of scandinavia. the name karl-iver has not been used much since the late 1800 because of its lack of coolness, originality and the general incompetence -ssociated with the name.
karl-ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). when asked a question the answer in p-ssive way, like “hmmm”. they usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). karl-ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is karl-iver, punch him in the face and run. karl-ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.
origin
karl was used in scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.
hallo i’m karl-iver. oh, “punches him in the face and run”
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