Karl Mark
a sh-t/p–p mark that appears on your boxers or underwear. it is usually a long streak of feces that runs along your b-mline and may look like karl from the simpsons.
mom – “oh my god! this is the fifth pair of underwear you’ve ruined this week. clean your -ss or you’ll have karl marks all your life. what girl would want to date you after knowing about that?
fat kid – “sorry ma, its just that when i sit for long periods of time, my -ss becomes sweaty and produces cr-p. i especially smell during gym! i have to occasionally wipe my -ss like five times a day because my -ss cheeks rub against each other.”
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