producer of london radio station xfm. occasionaly mentioned in comedian ricky gervais’ live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers gervais and merchant. often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.
“that karl pilkington – the baldy manky roundy headed fella.”
a man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a f-cking orange.
ricky gervais: karl pilkington is a bald headed mank. his cranium is perfectly spherical.
a very stupid but very funny man (even though i don’t think he means to be) who entertains ricky gervais and steven merchant every sat-rday on xfm (www.xfm.co.uk). his ignorance and stubbornness to understand the infinite number of monkey on an infinite number of typewriters theory, is hilarious.
‘your an idiot karl your an idiot karl your an idiot karl’ ricky gervais
- wala wala bam
to do something, whilst under the influence of an alcoholic or narcotic substance; i.e: dance,fight,f-ck,gurp. d-mn n-gg- last night i straight got my wala wala bam on with that honey. i had to get into gurp mode yesterday, cuz that b-tch was just asking me to get my wala wala bam on.
- anne frank
hide and seek champion 1941-1944. anne frank’s got nothin’ on jimmy hoffa. anne frank was a young german/jewish girl whos family hid from the n-z-s in world war two, with seven other people. they hid there for over two years and in that time, she wrote a diary, until some idiot squeeled on them and […]
- Karma made me do it!
a phrase able to be used whenever a high-powered, profound-sounding excuse is needed for one’s own questionable, regrettable or just plain dumb–ss behaviours or decisions. by uttering this phrase, the speaker fervently hopes for gentle absolution (translating in their mind as more chances to repeat the same dumb behaviour), whilst in reality revealing him/herself either […]
- Los AnJealous
meaning:- being jealous of someone that lives in los angeles person 1:- h-llo! im from los angeles!! person 2:- aww im so los anjealous!!
- Easy weird
a phrase used to describe something incredibly simple minded that even a baboon can accomplish. guy 1 “that looked hard to make” guy 2 “naw, it was easy weird”