karljay
cute, but s-xy at the same time. some say the most attractive man on earth. even though he doesn’t believe it. has a big heart and is also amazing in bed. he’s not perfect, he makes mistakes because he’s human, but he’s the greatest friend you’ll ever have. he’s loyal, caring, and sweet. you’re lucky if you’ve ever had him as your friend and/or lover.
girl 1: who is that?
girl 2: that’s karljay, isn’t he cute?
guy 1: oh, man, i don’t have any money for gas!
karljay: don’t worry, i got you!
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