karma parking


it is the nagging feeling that if you do something bad, you won’t get that cherry parking sp-ce or some dude will pull right in front of you as you pull in. it is particularly bad at colleges where the idea of every man for himself combines with late for cl-ss. so you spend your life trying to build up parking karma, and are always frustrated.
d-mn it, that dude just pulled right in front of me and took my sp-ce. i shouldn’t have called becka a b-tch last night. karma parking!!!

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