extreme coincidences that make it seem that the universe is snickering at you
my second chance was more like a probation-i just got karma punked.
to be a stud with a huge nut sack. dude, did you see ryan last night at the club? he was banging all kinds of b-tches…..he sure was a cathcart. a cart in a medical facuility, or doctors office used to carry items for catheters. (in medicine a catheter is a tube that can be […]
young celebrities who are paid insane amounts of money for endors-m-nt of acne products such as proactiv ®. notables who have benefited include julianne hough,katie perry,avril lavigne,mandy moore,jenna fischer,jennifer berry,melissa claie egan,jennifer love hewitt,and justin bieber. proactiv® has a celebacne offer of a free justin bieber locker poster!!!!
term used to describe the facial expression of one who has smoked a copious amount of ganja, typically resulting in slitty eyes and a permanent idiot grin. not to be confused with the slang for cocaine. stoner a: this weed is weak, dude, i’m getting nothing off this j.. stoner b: dude, you’re f-ck-ng chang-faced! […]
- full blown yellow aids
the advanced stages of yellow fever. a person, typically a white male, only has an interest towards asian woman and thinks all other types of woman are repulsive. when this stage is reached there is no turning back. they are uncurable much like real aids. if we don’t do something about his yellow fever he […]
- full lid
popularized by cj in the west wing and used by the real us press secretary to signify that there is no more news to be given to the press. saying “that’s a full lid” is a neat way of telling someone you are done talking about something or have finished taking questions. thank you for […]