Katlin
the most beautiful, intelligent, funny, outgoing, extraordinary, loving, female in the whole world!
katlin is the best person in the world.
a beautiful and stunning girl. has made mistakes but always sees past them. usually has blue eyes and brown hair. artistic and sensitive. she enjoys holding hands with her lover and photographing friends. if you know a katlin, you are lucky in the extreme.
dominic, “i think katlin’s been feeling down lately.”
sydney, “i bet cracker jacks and c-ke will help, a girl like that should never be down in the dumps! it puts the world at a loss!”
(cat-lin])
one of the most amazing guys you’ll probably ever meet. always very random and keeping conversations interesting and loves to joke around.
no matter what he does you can never stay mad at him, because once you talk to him you realize how much you really love him.
is not open about being a player, but can often be one. most girls fall for him shortly after meeting him, but he makes sure he only keeps around the ones that count.
mike: yo! you know katlin?
stacy: no, i don’t?
mike: well d-mn girl, you’re missing out everyone needs to know a katlin.
stacy:can i meet him?
mike: nah, get your own!
incomparable with the intelligence, beauty, friendliness and all around awesomeness of any other.
your best friend is definately katlin
a mispelled form of the girls name kaitlin or caitlyn. a lazy person, unwilling to work. freeloads off of what other hardworking individuals earn. unable to think independently.
girl 1: “hey katlin! did you finish your college apps yet?”
katlin: “no way girl! i’m not going to college. i’d much rather sit around at home freeloading off of my family and friends!”
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