Katoliban
catholic with taliban tendencies.
while the average catholic is harmless, a katoliban is armed with special powers vested upon him/her by the magisterium to rid the world of the infidels (that means adherents of other religions, atheists, agnostics, deists, satanists, pagans).
a katoliban is a church apologist who will never apologize for offending other people’s beliefs but will insist that everyone else should respect his.
a katoliban believes his/her country is a vatican colony therefore all state affairs must conform to the teachings of the magisterium. f-ck the bible, the magisterium is the sh-t you have to believe.
a priest is not necessarily a katoliban. ironically, the most rabid ones are lay people.
the only difference between a katoliban and a taliban is a modified ak-47.
a katoliban will oppose reproductive health citing vatican doc-ments teaching that contraception is immoral.
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