Kauai Posers
people who live on the island of kauai and try way too hard to fit in with kauai’s social scene. this mostly includes extremely white people trying to speak pidgin when they moved here from utah a year ago, representing west side, southside, etc. when you don’t even live there, being a ninth grader and talking about nothing but getting stoned when everyone knows you’ve been chambered like once, and cruising in places where only locals should be cruising. these people are shunned and beat up in the back parkinglot of k-mart.
bob (white mormon freshman nug) shows up at shippies. he gets his -ss kicked and thrown off the cliff. bob is an example of “kauai posers”.
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