kay-tar


the slightly evolved ancestor of a rare screeching monkey: has poor motor skills and short term memory. slightly less hairy than the average primate.

a kay-tar often exemplifies bad judgement and does not make good choices.

is well known for dumb-ss remarks and meek understanding or jokes, unless they directly include the word “p-n-s”, or any other form or genitalia.

uses monkey-like reflexes to promptly hit b-lls that may be flying at her face. (most often volleyb-lls)

so, basically, generally amazing and beautiful. 🙂
a)

clara: kay-tar you f-cking baboon! get your hairy -ss over here!

kay-tar: haha…wait what?

clara: ooooh my lordie.

b)
carrie: make good choices!

kay-tar: i wont! 🙂

c)
clara: so, d-ckf-ck, whats faster than a speeding bullet?

d-ckf-ck: idk, what?

clara: a jew with a coupon.

everyone: jajajajajajajajajajajajaja!!!!

kay-tar:………haha…….i dont get it.

clara: kay-tar…just go hit some b-lls or something.

kay-tar: hahahahaha b-lls….(:

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