Kaylah
kaylah’s are often highly intelligent, adventurous and curious. they are cultural and often have a keen eye for fashion and trends. they are pretty clumsy and can seem blunt and insensitive at times, but really they are just speaking the truth, and are often very thoughtful and philosophical. they know how to have a lot of fun, but if they don’t like you very much than you will know.
person 1: hey, did you hear? kaylah got a 100 on the math final. and her outfit today is so cute, as usual. i wish she was my best friend. she always tells me the truth and she’s always there for me.
person 2: yeah, i don’t think she likes me.
person 1: well probably because you’re a fake b-tch.
the most perfect girl in the world. she is a goddess. the funniest person you will ever meet. she acts like she’s 7 sometimes but thats the best part. she is lazy, but will do anything for you. the most kind and gorgeous girl to be known of. a person who makes girls envy her coz they aren’t her, and all guys want her cause they don’t have her. kaylah’s have no enemys she’s friends with everyone, and if someone does hate her, its cause they’r jealous that they aren’t her. she is the coolest and most amazing person you will ever meet. the most random person ever ! can make anyone upset happy in an instant, can be a r-t-rd at times and not care what anyone thinks, she enjoys being in your company and hates being alone. everything about kaylah makes a person smile.
courtney: “man i wish i more like kaylah! she’s so funny and random!”
natasha: “kaylah always knows how to make me smile, and shes gorgeous!”
someone who’s parents were not very good at english.
when they spelled her name, they were either drunk or high.
therefore, kaylah is sometimes used to describe spelling errors.
person 1: i failed english again!!!
person 2: obviously! look at all the kaylah’s on that essay!
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