kazoo and chill is when you are banging your girl and you are both playing a song on the kazoo.
works with any position besides oral positions.
guy 1:”we totally banged last night!”
guy 2:”did you kazoo and chill?”
guy 1:”you know it bro!”
how to ask someone
guy:”hey wanna kazoo and chill tonight?”
girl:”yeah what song?”
guy:”i am thinking of slim jesus’ drill time”
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