Kazoozle


generally sh-tty/low quality marijuana. usually comes in the form of a smuggled brick from mexico.
i’m turnt off them kazoozles!
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a wonka candy something like sweetarts rope. according to wonka.com it’s “the ‘delickoricious’ chewy candy that feeds your imagination.”
i bought a package of kazoozles and ate a kazoozle while thinking about rainbows and b-tterflies.
the act of getting completely sh-tfaced and enjoying it. used mostly as a code name for teens so that their parents won’t know what the h-ll they are talking about.
jenna: we getting kazoozled tonight???
ashley: not after last weekend! i woke up in a dark alley and my panties were gone!

person 1: man, i’m bored…
person 2: kazoozles?

person 1: -shakes head- we are such alcoholics.
the act of giving or receiving a bl-wj-b from an asian girl, also considered a ninja bl-wj-b.
dude, last night that chick kazoozled the sh-t outta me.

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