kchan


(kay-chan)

a representation of a diseased phallus.

coined in the 17th century by a chinese philosopher w-ng-k-ck, the kchan was an ill-strious example of what a p-n-s shouldn’t be. it was the metaphorical symbol used to indirectly describe a lack of manhood, a huge degree of promiscuity, and an unfortunate creation of evolution gone wrong.

it is now used to describe someone or something who most likely has a diseased phallus.
man, i really thought that s-x with katherine’s mom was going to be good last night, but now i have a kchan. this sucks.

holy sh-t, i blacked out last night and now i’m a kchan!

a nickname for a close friend whose name starts with a k. often female. often used between friends that enjoy j-panese-oriented things like anime/manga. sort of like saying k-town.
k-chan, do you think he likes me?
k-chan! konnichiwa!! how are you??

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