Keagels


s-xual exercise wherein you penetrate yourself with a doggie toy, then make it go squeak-squeak all day for practice. variant of kegels.
honey, it feels so great when you do your keagels, but you’re making all the dogs in the neighborhood bark!
according to russ it could mean chronic m-st-rb-t-r. or trent’s mom rhonda.
why do you keagel you sick f-ck?

man i had keagle last night she was such a wh-r- as always!

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