Keanu


rough translation: cool breeze over the mountains.
hawiian
the actor keanu reeves.
to perform matrix-moves, in ways similar to neo.
i totally went keanu on his a$$
ke-n-s are sweet, amazing, loving guys. no matter what, a keanu will always make you smile! they keep to themselves, but once you’ve earned their love or friendship, they’ll be by your side forever. the only thing that sucks about ke-n-s is how sarcastic they are! it gets to a point where sometimes you don’t even know when they’re being sarcastic, or serious. they’re s-x gods, and will always h-t the right spot. the best part is, it’s not all about s-x for them. ke-n-s make the best boyfriends because they treat their girlfriends like princesses. if you’re dating a keanu, hold onto him as long as possible. as long as he loves you, you’ll be happy.
girl 1: dang, your boyfriend keanu is so perfect!

girl 2: i know.

girl 1: help me find one!

girl 2: find your own, he’s mine!
to be real cool or chill, similiar to high without weed
man, i hit such a keanu yesterday.
having a really blank look on your face, and not showing any emotion.
“that kid sitting on the couch over there looks so keanu.”
“yeah i don’t think he knows anyone here he’s probably really bored.”
a big person who plays alot of minecraft
keanu is awesome
1. a good actor
2. does have emotion.
why dont u just leave keanu reeves alone? dipsh-t urself, u spending ur time dissing ppl, what losers!

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