keates


another word for w-nker. to keates is basically to w-nk.
johns gone for a keates
“that boys a keates”
verb. the act of vomiting in a pub in front of everybody, especially when one of the onlookers is an attractive barmaid who then has to mop up after you.
i was out last night and ended up doing a keates in o’neills.

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